(April 15)

They were going to be late. It was only the most important day of their life and they were going to be late. How was this possible. Spicy_Fruitsalad had made such an effort to make sure everything would be ready to go this morning, but where was their shoe?

They forced themselves to stop and take a deep breath. Reassess.

Did they have their speech?

Yes.

Were they clothed?

Yes.

Did they actually need anything else or were they simply procrastinating?

… Dammit.

Spicy took one last breath, found their shoe right next to the door, and headed to the car. It was time to announce to the world and the time had come for world domination.