(February 28, 2025)

Cabbage was eight dollars?

In what realm did a leafy vegetable cost more than a fancy coffee?

Offended by the grocery store pickings, Zoey turned up their nose at the produce and stalked off to check the price of chocolate. Surely chocolate wouldn’t disappoint them.

But when they turned the corner in the grocery store, they did not find chocolate. They didn’t find any food, in fact. Or irritating people blocking the aisle with their carts.

Instead, there was a dragon. A very large, very purple dragon, the scales catching the light of a slightly greenish sun, sitting on a wide expanse of rock. In the middle of nowhere.